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Just Released!! Bad to the Bone Memoir

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“Let’s get this clear right away: I’m a dog.”

“From shelter-dog reject to beloved pet and popular doggie blogger, Bo Hoefinger’s life has been anything but ordinary.

Join this incorrigible canine as he welcomes us into his life, complete with his wacky “parents,” a constipated feline housemate, and chipmunk warfare.

Bad to the Bone is an unforgettable, laugh-out-loud tale of love and loyalty that reveals the true heart of a modern American family.”

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Featured Entry

Retirement Home for Cats

I woke up this morning to the realization that it was a Monday.

To some it offers the opportunity of a fresh start, of a week full of accomplishments ahead. To me, it’s the dreary realization of another tough work week.

That’s right, I have the daily grind of napping, pooing, walking, napping, eating, pooing and peeing ahead of me for the next five days. Hopefully a vet visit isn’t in the cards. It ain’t easy being me, especially at my advanced age.

What I need is some pampering, the kind I get from the old man on the weekends. We sleep late in the morning, we nap together on the guest bed in the afternoons and we snore the evening away on the couch after sharing a dinner of chicken nuggets…with bbq sauce. It’s paradise, I tell ya.

If only I could do this all the time. Read the full story »

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Ask Bo

Bo Knows Jealousy

Dear Bo, My humans are away and the computer was left on… Dude, I stuck in between heaven (with a sweet young affectionate and... 

July 7, 2009 | Read the story »

Minimize Humiliation of Dog Hair Cut

Hello my dear pal, My mom cut all my hair yesterday… ALL… except where you know.   But, I look like a teen now and... 

July 8, 2008 | Read the story »

Murphy’s Law

Dear Bo, My parents think they feed me a lot but I disagree. For me it is not really the quality of the food as it is the quantity.... 

June 27, 2008 | Read the story »

Heat Exhaustion

Hey bo what’s up? My mommy is really worried about me in the heat. I tried to explain that i’m ok. I just need to stay... 

June 17, 2008 | Read the story »

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Dog Rescued From Can of Cat Food

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Dirtbike Riding Dog

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Ape Gun Control

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Otter Hates Parents, Dreams of Living Alone

I was outside yesterday when I heard a ruckus from down the road. It was my neighbor and her son. She was having a screaming match about what a lazy slug he was. I know the feeling. Even at my advanced age I get into screaming matches with my parents. It’s always “Bo... 

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Goat Likes the Ladies

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Pachyderms Love Nice Buns

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Cowabunga Dude

I like cows. Especially covered in cheese, ketchup and in between two buns (hey, I’ll be here all week folks!). Well, it turns out cows can be quite menacing. Really. I’m not just talking about those heifers defacing local billboards, but real moo moos. The... 

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Fat Cat is Really a Fat Pig

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This Really Gets My Goat

My father and I were out driving around last week when we came upon a strange sight. By the side of the road, a green statue with a large headpiece waved at us. It was lady liberty, she was alive  and much smaller than I expected her to be.  A few blocks up the road and... 

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