New MacDonald = Old MacDonald

As part of the affluent dog community, the following story from the Seattle Times has me a little disturbed. If we are going to minimize dogs biting mailmen, we must get equal rights…and voting is one of the most basic.

After telling an election worker last November that Duncan (MacDonald) is a dog, she was surprised that he received a ballot for a Federal Way school bond vote in May.

Balogh has pleaded not guilty to a gross misdemeanor charge of making a false statement to a public official by signing a declaration in Duncan’s name saying he was over 18 and a U.S. citizen.

Note that the age requirement is in place due to the average life span of a canine being 15. Also, what kind of name is Duncan for a dog? It’s like me calling my dad, Spot.

Anyway, read the whole thing here.

Update: So you don’t want to let us vote huh? I see. We’re not good enough to cast our opinions but we’re good enough to use for public opinion. Hypocrites really make me sick.


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