Show Me The Money

Pepper Ann follows every mother’s advice of eating her greens. Unfortunately for her owners, the lab-german shepard mix wasn’t eating green vegetables…

My mom found little piles of money all over the place where she had chewed up and spit it out or something,” said Debbie.

The or something involved something Pepper left in the back yard. “Lots of piles of little bits of money hanging out in there, so … I just saved it and rinsed it and strained it,” she said.

After drying, matching, and taping together as much currency as she could, Debbie traded in more than $700 worth at a local bank.

Now I understand why my parents pick up my poop in a plastic bag. They’re not environmentally friendly, they’re just cheap.


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