Rocky Roadkill – The Ice Cream
July 21 | 2 Comments
You have to hand it to the Europeans, they sure know how to treat their animals. Case in point is this story.
It’s fat-free, comes in three flavors, and it’s for … dogs.
Introducing “Dogissimo” – an ice cream created specifically for canines which has gone on sale at a Vienna ice cream parlor.
And with temperatures in the Austrian capital topping 35 degrees Celsius (95 degrees Fahrenheit) for almost a week, the treat – available in rice, vanilla-rice and soy flavors – has the potential to become a hit during the dog days of summer.
What a great start on a terrific idea but let’s be serious, those flavors leave a lot to be desired. Rice, vanilla-rice and soy? I guess they must have run out of cardboard flavor.
A little market research would have gone a long way.Ãƒâ€š Flavors with names like Double Chocolate Anal Gland Delight, Chunky Monkey Head Surprise and Moose Poop Tracks would make this venture a sure winner.
Even with the poor implementation of the flavors, your dog still wants to vacation in Vienna.