What Up, Gee?

July 29 | 2 Comments

Gee, a pit bull mix, saved a grandma from attack by two punks in NYC.

However, the teens kept walking next to her and were pushing her, until Stan Schnier and his dog Gee appeared. Schnier says Gee was “pulling me and was barking like crazy,” so they chased the pair. They caught up with one, 14-year-old Alexander G., who cried, “Please, please, don’t arrest me. It was just a school project.” He was charged as a juvenile delinquent and apparently had tried to mug another woman the same day.

Hero saves the elderly. Hero gets rewarded with goodies, right? Not so fast my friend…

Schnier said, “Everybody was saying what a great dog, go buy her a pork chop. I said, ‘Why take it out on the pig?’ So I gave her some vegetarian sausages.”

What? A vegetarian sausage? No wonder Gee chased those youths, she was just looking to put a little protein in her diet.


2 Responses to “What Up, Gee?”

  1. stan schnier on August 6th, 2007 10:25 am

    look guys….GEE’s favorite source of protein happens to be SARDINES. I can’t help it. She also likes salmon and tuna…I got her at the CACC facility on Staten Island, which used to a be a fishing port, so maybe it is in her genes….and the veggie sausages have just as much junk in them as the regular ones do…lots of spices and oil and fat….

  2. Bo Knows on August 9th, 2007 9:10 pm

    Stan…you’re human, I understand your reasoning but trust me on this one. If a fellow canine has a choice between a good old fashioned juicy sausage or a kelp and alfalfa sausage she’s going to choose the former every time.

    I must say, though, thank you for commenting and congratulations on raising a wonderful dog. If Gee is ever in town have her look me up, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

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