Foul Ball

Hmmm…my guess is that it probably tasted like chicken

Fiscal depute Mhairi Morrison said of the victim: “The dog bit him in the groin. There was a two-and-a-half inch cut to his testicle.”

Stuart’s solicitor Tony Burgess said: “He had been out walking the dog. He had simply been standing with the dog when the victim briskly walked past. The dog took flight and bit him.


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