Bowling For Bellies
August 12 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Sure the reason for creating The Eat Better Dog Bowl sounds noble, but I think the underlying motive of capitalism is the true goal.
New invention saves dogs from eating too fast, belly-aches and a whole host of indigestion problems.
“The Eat BetterTM Dog Bowl is designed with a wishbone structure in the centre with three apexes and connecting ridges. The wishbone serves as an obstruction to prevent dogs from lapping up all the food in a swift, sweeping motion and inhaling the contents like a vacuum cleaner.”, according to its Singaporean inventor, Mr Victor Lee, a dog-behavioural specialist.
C’mon, let’s be frank here. Anything that obstructs my eating path is only going to make me mad, resulting in me peeing in the house for revenge.