Logan’s Run

August 20 | 1 Comment

Security breached at Logan airport by a cagey canine.

Whatever his motive, Brewster [the dog] was a little wet and very tired by the time Massachusetts Port Authority personnel spotted him passing through Logan International’s south gate…

We should all count our lucky stars that Brewster wasn’t an Islamic Terrier.

“I wish he could speak,” said Julie Knowlton, Brewster’s owner, who said she was frantic after her pet disappeared on July 9 until she received “the best message in the whole entire world.” Massport officials had her dog.

If he could speak I imagine he would say something like, “Woof, woof, woof? Bark, woof, Bark!!”

Wiser words have never been written.


One Response to “Logan’s Run”

  1. harley-dog on October 5th, 2007 9:14 am

    lucky for brewster it wasn't our southern borders.otherwise, 6 months confinement and then adios…..crated back to tijuana

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