When Sausage Dogs Attack

September 21 | 2 Comments

I don’t like to point out vicious dog attacks on my blog but this one needs to be highlighted. This wiener dog sounds more vicious than a pit bull…

The owner of an eight-inch sausage dog has been cleared of letting it run out of control in public place. Lucy, a dachshund, was alleged to have bitten neighbour Shawn Anderson outside his flat in Gosforth, Newcastle.

The dog approached Mr Anderson, who lived in the flat below, ran round his legs and, according to him, nipped him on the ankle and bit his jeans.

Did you read that? He was nipped on the ankle! Ouch!

Asked how he felt after the dog attack, he told magistrates: “I was really, really angry. I was more or less inconsolable.”

You know what makes me inconsolable? Seeing how sausage dogs are made.


2 Responses to “When Sausage Dogs Attack”

  1. Starbuck on September 21st, 2007 5:32 pm

    You know what kills me?  These humans walk around all day completley oblivious of the smells they pick up.  Don't they know the caniane olfactories are far superior to their own?  Poor Lucy was probably just trying to tell him that some dad nabbed feline marked him or something.  I tell you sometime humans are so ingrateful.

  2. Freckles on October 3rd, 2008 4:39 pm

    Boy talk about being an ingrate.  Didn’t that guy know lucy was just asking him to pay attention to her.  I mean come on look how short we are, we aren’t great danes you know we can’t walk up to you and practically look you in the eye.  We have to be inventive in our means of getting human attention.  That guy needs to get a life and get over it.  Jeez, so she pulled on his pant leg and nipped his ankle why not thing what a big dog could do to his *** (backside).

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