I’m Too Sexy Fur My Shirt

Not sure I want to take up this invitation.

The World’s Ugliest Dog wants you to join him for dinner

The Chinese Crested Chihuahua mix will be the featured star of a benefit dinner to support abused and homeless animals at 1 p.m. Oct. 7 at the Full Ho Restaurant in Clementon.

After seeing Elwood’s picture, my sister Copper initially answered an emphatic no to the invitation! But then she found out that Elwood is loaded with cash and is famous. Now she says it’s all about having a great personality and not necessarily good looks.

Hmmm, what if you got neither? I guess you’d end up like Britney Spears, the 2007 version.