Drop The Chalupa

In this day and age of sizzling headlines about celebrities, you come to this blog to get away from it all. Sorry to disappoint you my friends but I have uncovered a major story not being reported in the mainstream celebrity media. Here’s the juicytacodog details…

…there is a bit of spice to the Taco Bell Chihuahua and it isn’t in the taco sauce. We all assumed that the little mascot was a manly man, after all he did demand a Taco Bell. In all honesty, the Taco Bell Chihuahua’s real name was Gidget.

Gidget? As in Miss Gidget Gonzalez? Corporate America has no shame.

…poor Gidget had to spend her tenure as the spokesperson for Taco Bell disguising her true gender.

What? The chihuahua I came to know and love for his crass attitude was a cross dressing pitch dog? The feeling I have now is the same one I had when I watched The Crying Game so many years ago. What does this say about our society? I don’t know either.

Makes one wonder whether Gidget could have done a better job than Robin Williams in Senora Dudafuego. Certainly she has less hair on her body.


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