Guantanamo Cleaners

December 20 | 4 Comments

News just released on the internets of a new form of torture being used on animals worldwide.

Although not covered by the Geneva Convention, one look at this disgusting video and you’ll have no doubt what the meaning of torture is. Go ahead, click on it, if only as a reminder of the brutality of our enemy.



If you don’t speak french, let me translate for you, “One minute inzide zee masheeen and zee animal wheel never beg again. Gare on teed!”

I urge all of you to write your Senators, Representatives, Councilman and owners to stop this heinous bathing now!

*Breaking News Alert* – If you see a Maytag repair man in your area, do not, I repeat do not approach him.


4 Responses to “Guantanamo Cleaners”

  1. pop on December 21st, 2007 7:47 am

    hello Bo,
    as you know I'm french and have also seen this video a few months ago. I find this horrible and fortunately no one can find this machine in the country. My mom and dad often travel up and down France and never saw one. mostly I think the SPA ( societe protectrice des animaux ) did sometings against that torture machine. I'm really sorry this came from my country but I promise if I see one I'll pee on it several times and dad too . Mom hates it too but it's harder for girls to wee onto something so….
    We saw that machine on TV for the news and there had been a huge reaction against it in France. I think we should put the guy inside instead  hahahah see what I mean?? naked!!! maybe won't find this funny after. Stupid french people. I apologize for this…

  2. Bo on December 21st, 2007 10:40 am

    Pop…apologies accepted. Now if you would accept my apologies for Britney Spears, I think we can call it even. Oh and her sister. And Paris Hilton. And Lindsey Lohan. And Rosie O'Donnell. And the final installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. And Jerry Springer. And …

    Oh never mind.

  3. pop on December 21st, 2007 4:12 pm

    Bo, fortunately we exist you and I! and both in our kind we're so good and wise and smart and beautifull and perfect and cute and politically incorrect and , and , and …………

  4. Jack the Golden on June 4th, 2008 10:34 am

    Dear Bo, I was shocked by the horror of this machine. That was until they put a cat in it. Now that was funny. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Keep up the good work.


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