Curbing Your Large Dog Enthusiasm

December 28 | 1 Comment

** This post is rated PG-2. If you are not at least 2 dog years old please refrain from reading this as there is some racy commentary. **

If you are a woman and want to find a good bed partner, check out the guy’s dog for clues.

“You want a guy that’s good in bed? Find a guy with a Shih Tzu or a Pomeranian or a little Yorkie,” Susie Essman tells Animal Fair magazine. “Because if he’s secure enough in his sexuality to carry around a fru-fru little dog like that, that is a guy who’s a keeper.”

I won’t comment on what this says about my father, the owner of two large breed dogs. Oddly, my mother won’t comment either.

The “Curb Your Enthusiasm ” star adds, “Never go out with a guy with a beagle. I know they’re cute, cute, cute, but they’re dumb, dumb, dumb, and they have no attention span, so you’re with the guy and he might not know what to do – the next night, you have to tell him all over again.”

Hmmm…I do have to be told over and over again not to pee in the house, but at least I’m not a beagle.


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