I Don’t

February 4 | 4 Comments

Well this story is certainly disturbing.That's What I'm Talking About!

A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for [the death of two dogs] he believes cursed him a newspaper reported Tuesday.

P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Those close to the ceremony indicated the dowry included gold dog tags, a jewel encrusted collar and a tennis ball.

“After [the death of the two dogs] my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear,” he said in the report.

When asked when he realized he was cursed, Selvakumar said, “What?”

The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

A bun? More like the shaft if you ask me.


4 Responses to “I Don’t”

  1. Buster on February 4th, 2008 11:46 pm

    Hehehe…a tennis ball. Love it!

    “The Bus”

  2. Pippin on February 7th, 2008 5:08 pm

    Hey Bo – what does yo mamma feed you? i do not see anywhere on your blog what you eat. 

  3. maureen on February 7th, 2008 9:03 pm

    Run Selvi,,,run for your life!!

  4. Bo on February 10th, 2008 9:05 pm

    Hey Pippin…my parents feed us a lamb meal and rice flavored concoction from hungry It comes in a big, plastic bin. This stuff gives my sister Copper some serious gas. Really bad gas. My parents are thinking of switching back to regular store bought Nature Choice dry dog food. I’m thinking the “special ingredient” the Chinese put in their pet food may cause less gas than a high fiber pet food.

    It looks like you may have some suggestions…give it up girlfriend.


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