The Magic Paintball

Some people deserve to be shot, like people that throw away leftovers. You know the type, they think you’re getting too fat so they ignore your begging and dump that savory meatloaf into the garbage bin. They’re shortsighted and a drain on the world’s resources..

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Now, I’m not condoning violence, but what I am condoning is teaching them a little thing called respect, respect for their dog. The best way I’ve found to do it is in a game of paintball. Countless times I’ve looked down the sight of my gun, finding my target and squeezing the trigger with my fuzzy paw. Bam! Head shot every time.

If you ever get an opportunity to do this, then you need to be well equipped. You need to head over to Ultimate Paintball.

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What more could you ask for. Go ahead, take one of your parents out to the woodshed and teach them a thing or two.



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