The Crying Game
April 1 | 1 Comment
If you’re a Doberman, German Shephard or a Pit Bull people automatically give you a wide berth and the fish eye. Although gentle on the inside they are the stuff of nightmares for the foot soldiers in the US Postal Service.
What’s an owner to do in order to reduce this prejudice? How about this…
Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media are saying things like;
“We want to breed these dogs out of existence,”
“They are killing machines on a leash.”
“These breeds don’t belong in our community”
Well worry no longer, Attachchi will be making disguises for all the so called ‘dangerous breeds’. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent. All our Invisible Breed ProductsTM are currently FREE to to responsible dog owners.
What does the Ultra Poodle Disguise Kit for DobermansTM contain?
- ‘Tibet’ fake fur pieces (4 ankle pieces, one body piece, head piece and tail attachment)
- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.
- High Quality duct tape
- Under harness
- Black face paint (safe for dogs)
Just look at how cute this poodle is.
Ha! Fooled you. That’s actually a doberman!
Just remember, be careful what you chat up at the local watering hole. What you bring home may not be what you expected.