Cheesy Moon?

Dear Bo,

Is the moon really made out of cheese?



Dear Mickey,

Although I suspect you may not be a canine, I will respond nonetheless.

For centuries it was believed the moon was made out of cheese, green cheese to be exact. Of course people, who weren’t very bright, believed this. Dogs knew it was really made out of something not food related.

Let’s face it; if it were made of cheese, every dog on the planet would have been jumping towards the moon every night to get a taste of the stuff.

Anyway, it was a disappointed Neil Armstrong, landing on the moon with his cheese fondue set, that confirmed the moon is really made of rock.

Sorry to disappoint.



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