Smelly Proposition

Dear Bo,

Why does my father yank at my leash when I go to smell my best friend’s butt?

Confused At The Park


Dear Confused At The Park,

Sounds like you have a troubled, power hungry owner. Just realize that it was a privilege for you to have been born into this world as a dog. Humans don’t have much to live for so let them have their moments of control.

I do, however, authorize you to leave him a ‘present’ the next time he’s away at work. He’ll appreciate the thought.



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