Woodchucks – Busy As A Beaver?

May 7 | 1 Comment

Dear Bo,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Dear Chuck,

I don’t deal in hypotheticals. Woodchucks can’t chuck wood. Therefore the real answer is no wood would be chucked.



One Response to “Woodchucks – Busy As A Beaver?”

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