Talking Cow Needs Your Help

July 10 | 2 Comments

I wouldn’t drink thatA good friend of mine, and relation through marriage, AJ Hausman has sent along a request to vote for his owner in a video contest.

It appears his owner, Jokin’ Jonny Moocow, is giving up the open fields of upstate New York to try to become the spokescow of Huck Finn’s Warehouse.

The competition is down to three finalists with Jokin’ Jonny the only bovine in the competition fighting it out against a teddy bear and a human. The teddy bear isn’t real, and doesn’t even move its lips when talking, and the human is, well, he’s a human.

I know it’s sad and pathetic when a cow gives up the grassy knoll of freedom just to pursue a dream that will surely end in disaster. I’m sure I don’t need to bring up the tragic story of Elsie’s meteoric rise to fame and subsequent fall. Despite that, I say let’s help Jokin’ Jonny reach his lofty goal, if only to be able to laugh at him on his way down.
Besides, if he wins, AJ has guaranteed me a special Jokin’ Jonny Moocow video just for the audience.So do me a big one, log onto the website and vote for “FINALIST #1 – COW GUY”.


2 Responses to “Talking Cow Needs Your Help”

  1. Harleydog on July 11th, 2008 10:11 am

    Okay,me voted…but really,$7.99lb.? Harleydog remembers the time when you could get a nice 4lb. T-bone for $7.99.
    And that was U.S.D.A CHOICE! And the free shank bones me used to get..*sigh*Oooops,got sidetracked…good luck Mr. Moocow man!

  2. Jokin' Jonny Moocow on July 12th, 2008 8:58 am

    Hey, Harleydog….    YUP!!!   $=7.99/lb.  I checked out the local supermarket.  I’ll tell ya – walkin’ past the STEAK aisle WAS a little hard for me.  Might be some of my friends in there. Must be how a possum feels when he walks past the cans of UNDERWOOD DEVILED HAM. Anyway, I was amazed at the prices.  I realized, with those meat prices, I’M A WALKING CASH MACHINE! KA-CHINGGGG!  I’m like an ATM that eats grass and poops on the ground.  Bad bank, really….

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