Talking Cow Needs Your Help
July 10 | 2 Comments
It appears his owner, Jokin’ Jonny Moocow, is giving up the open fields of upstate New York to try to become the spokescow of Huck Finn’s Warehouse.
The competition is down to three finalists with Jokin’ Jonny the only bovine in the competition fighting it out against a teddy bear and a human. The teddy bear isn’t real, and doesn’t even move its lips when talking, and the human is, well, he’s a human.
I know it’s sad and pathetic when a cow gives up the grassy knoll of freedom just to pursue a dream that will surely end in disaster. I’m sure I don’t need to bring up the tragic story of Elsie’s meteoric rise to fame and subsequent fall. Despite that, I say let’s help Jokin’ Jonny reach his lofty goal, if only to be able to laugh at him on his way down.
Besides, if he wins, AJ has guaranteed me a special Jokin’ Jonny Moocow video just for the BoKnowsOnline.com audience.So do me a big one, log onto the website and vote for “FINALIST #1 – COW GUY”.