Cow Fart Collecting
July 21 | 1 Comment
Jokin’ Jonny Moocow does it. Your owner does it. And you do it too. If you deny it, I’m going to say that you are the one that supplied it. Have you figured out what I’m talking about?
That’s right, I’m talking about air poopies or, what many of you know it better as, farts.
“Bo, why must you bring this up in a family oriented blog?” my readers will ask.
To which I must respond, “Because farts make me laugh.”
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Catfish Walking The Streets of Florida
July 17 | 2 Comments
It’s not bad enough we have to deal with cats, but now we have deal with their fish too? Check out this story from Florida about walking catfish emerging from the gutters into the streets.
I can already see what’s going to happen next. There will be fish adoption days at Petsmart, catfish toys taking away valuable shelf space from dog toys at Wal-Mart, and beautiful parks designated for catfish only. The end result will be that Catfish owners will think the moist slab of fish cuddling up with them on the couch is better than a dog. This is straight from the pages of the “Cat World Domination” playbook.
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Cat Leash Law
July 16 | 1 Comment
Obnoxious cats laughed at us when dog leash law fever spread throughout this country’s cities, but now we canines are the ones chuckling as the first kitty leash law shot comes across the bow. If it passes, cats can say goodbye to freelance pooping and hello to being watched while doing their business. Read all about it in the Witchita Eagle.
Top Ten Clouds Shaped Like Dogs
July 15 | 2 Comments
Do you remember your puppy days when you’d lay in a field, look at the sky and use your imagination on the puffs of clouds floating by?
Yup, the good old days. These were the times long before you were asked to humiliate yourself by standing on your hind legs just to get a treat.
Of course in my cloud observation days, I never really got much further than “Hey, that looks like a ball!” or “Hey, that looks like a chewy!” but no one ever accused me of being creative or bright.
Well, I decided to relive my youth by going out and finding me some dog shaped clouds. After spending hours outside I came up with nothing. Probably because it was raining out.
So I did the next best thing…I googled for my canine clouds. Here’s what I found:
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Olympic Trial – High Jump
July 15 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
When I watch this video, I just can’t stop laughing. Cats think they’re so superior, so when you catch them in moments like this, you can rub their faces in it.
Hey Fluffy, who do you think you are, Superman? Yeah, take that kitty kat.
Sheep Rules the Roost, er Home
July 15 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Who said sheep are just followers, never making their own way in this big, bold world. Check out this story about Nick Boing, the sheep that rules his owner’s home.
The animal, named Nick Boing, has a purpose-built bungalow in the back garden, but prefers to spend his evenings watching television in the family home.
Favorite show? Baa Baa Black Sheep of course.
McCain – Obama Bandanas
July 13 | 1 Comment
So I’m sitting there watching a little Animal Planet when the old man comes into the room, grabs the remote and channel surfs to some of them there news outlets. He skips between the venom spewing anchorman, the supermodel newswomen and the anchorperson telling us the world is coming to an end. I don’t pay much attention to it but I notice my sister Copper and my new brother Logan are keenly interested.
Before I know it, those two are tail deep into a discussion about the state of the world and the upcoming US election. They go back and forth and I can’t keep straight who’s going to vote for whom because they never mention a name…
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Deadbeat Dog Billed For Verizon Bill
July 11 | 3 Comments
First off let me say that I have my own cell phone. I use it to text all of my buddies over on Dogster.com throughout the day. So it was with great concern I read the following article about Andy Fanelli, a Lhasa Apso, getting hassled by Verizon for not paying his bill.
Special Delivery
July 11 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
This could only happen to a cat.
A house cat that climbed unnoticed into an open box took a trip he wasn’t expecting. He was shipped 700 kilometers in the parcel across Germany but emerged from the journey unscathed.
I guess the German parcel system handles their packages a little more delicately than the US one.
Talking Cow Needs Your Help
July 10 | 2 Comments
A good friend of mine, and relation through marriage, AJ Hausman has sent along a request to vote for his owner in a video contest.
It appears his owner, Jokin’ Jonny Moocow, is giving up the open fields of upstate New York to try to become the spokescow of Huck Finn’s Warehouse.
The competition is down to three finalists with Jokin’ Jonny the only bovine in the competition fighting it out against a teddy bear and a human. The teddy bear isn’t real, and doesn’t even move its lips when talking, and the human is, well, he’s a human.
