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Commisioner and Horse Suck Face in Public

Kiss My A$$I have to be honest with you.  When I saw the picture on the left I immediately thought, “What an ass!” No, I wasn’t talking about the horse, but rather the commissioner.

With millions of dogs out there, purportedly man’s best friend, this guy decides to give his love and affection to an upgraded model of a burrow? There has to be more to it, and it turns out there was.

FARMINGTON, Utah – Lose a bet, kiss a horse. That’s how Davis County Commissioner Alan Hansen found himself kissing a 3-year-old sand-colored horse named Reno.

The smooch stemmed from a contest between employees at Davis County and the Davis Hospital and Medical Center. The rules: Members of the team that lost the most weight got to watch their boss kiss a farm animal. This year, the county employees won – county staffers lost 397.6 pounds, just slightly trimmer than the hospital workers.

It’s amazing how much weight you can lose when you give up the horse meat served at McDonald’s.

So on Tuesday, Hansen met Reno on the front steps of the county courthouse and puckered up for what became a quick peck.

But not before he slathered on some lip balm and popped a breath mint.

How degrading. That horse is never going to live down kissing a politician.

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