Donkey Laughs Ass Off at Human
September 22 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Check out this series of photos of a cow jumping over, not the moon, but an old Bulgarian woman. Then take note of the donkey’s reaction.
This bizarre sequence of pictures shows the cow spotting a lush patch of grass and bolting towards it for a quick feed.
No I'm not carrying you to the market!!
Elsie the cow says, "Do you really need a leash on me?
Mary the little lamb says, "Bahh, Bahh, Bahhd Bovine"
The fact that peasant woman and owner of the cow, 68-year-old Rositza Kasaboba, was in the way did not deter Dana the hungry bovine, who simply attempted to hurdle her.
Thankfully Rositza was virtually unscathed by the incident and managed a grin as she picked herself up off the floor.
C’mon, she’s Bulgarian. She could take a direct hit from Pershing missile and walk away unscathed.
Unfortunately the cow, named Dana, will not get off so lightly after her antics – and will now become Christmas dinner for the woman’s family.
Rositza, from the village of Krustatitsa in Bulgaria, said “Worst of all – even my donkey collapsed afterwards on the ground, I am sure it was laughing at me.”
Safety is no laughing matter. All I can say is, “What an ass!”