Police Detonate Dachshunds to Oblivion
September 26 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
What is the world coming to? Really. I have to ask that question because I just came across this disturbing article about Philadelphia police blowing up a bunch of dachshunds. Their crime? Loitering near Citizens Park, where the Phillies play.
I feel the need to get the message out and urge you to do the same. Remember the dire warnings in the old saying, “First they came for the dachshunds and I said nothing, then they came for poodles and I said nothing…” you know the rest. If not, then you’ve been too busy licking yourself, which is quite understandable.
PHILADELPHIA, Sept. 25 (UPI) — Philadelphia police detonated three packages of hot dogs, suspicious the food might have been a bomb.
That’s sick. Dachshunds are now a food? What, are we in China?
Officials at Citizens Bank Park, home of the Philadelphia Phillies baseball team, had called police after the three packages were found on a light post near the first base gate.
After the bomb squad detonated the frankfurters, the Phillies determined the meat had been accidentally left behind after a commercial shoot that involved the the team’s mascot, the Phillie Phanatic, and his hot dog launcher, The (Philadelphia) Inquirer reported.
Oops. My apologies. I guess they were referring to hot dogs, as in the stuff that’s scraped up from the slaughterhouse floor, put into a clear casing and sold as a treat to humans world wide.
The Phillies said the hot dogs had been heavily wrapped in white packaging and duct tape so they could be fired from the Phanatic’s hot dog launcher.
I guess the only crime here is the fact the Phillies are still in first place.