Terminator Allows Sara Connor’s Dog In Front Seat

September 29 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet

You Are TerminatedNice move by the Terminator to allow my canine brethren to crawl around the inside of a car’s cabin without restraints.

It’s a positive step towards gaining equality but let’s be real, that ain’t gonna happen until I get my hands on a phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range.

While politicians this weekend debated on how to solve the economic crisis, the Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger, was putting his political powers to more dodgy – ooops – we mean doggy issues by putting animals in the driver’s seat of cars.

The actor turned politician is ‘terminating’ a bill that bans motorists from driving with their pets in on their laps.

The star vetoed the $35 (£19) charge which was put in place for motorists who drove with their animals crawling all over them.

The bill was introduced by Republican Assemblyman Bill Maze when he saw a woman driving with three dogs on her lap.But Arnie has rubbished the claim that the act is distracting saying he’s only signing bills that are “the highest priority for California.” And a lapdog ban isn’t one of them.’

So Paris Hilton can sleep easily with the knowledge that her little pooch can lie on her scrawny legs instead of a cushy car seat.


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