Polar Bear Has Missing Parts

Sex sells, baby. It’s as certain as death and taxes.

In fact, I’m thinking of putting a seductive poodle on the cover of my upcoming book. Sure she has nothing to do with my life, but if it will sell a few more copies, I’m all for it. It’s not my fault Boxers will buy anything with a scantily clad dog on it.

There’s another way to sex sells, and it happens behind the scenes at zoos all the time. You’d figure, being the most knowledgeable about animals, zookeepers could tell the difference between boys and girls, but you’d be wrong.  Read more

Dancin’ Fools

Let’s get started with the holiday fun. I give you my family’s holiday dance.

Go ahead and make your own. You know you want to!

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Builder’s Closeout Special: £250K for Dog House

I thought I had it pretty good. Two parents at my beck and call, a dog bowl that’s always filled and a high speed internet connection.  I couldn’t ask for more, or so I thought.

When I saw this article in the Daily Mirror this morning I realized my parents were short changing me. In fact, they were practicing Mushroom Management techniques on me.  You know, keeping me in the dark as to what’s going on in the real world and covering me with poop.

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Jaguar Gets Root Canal

One bit of advice I give to every pup I meet: “Brush, then floss after every meal.”

To me it’s a ritual I follow on a daily basis. Sure it isn’t always easy to hold the brush and floss between my fuzzy paws, but it’s imperative I get the wildebeest out from between my teeth.

Besides, you can always tell which in the pack don’t bother with this routine, you can smell them barking from a mile away.

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Eye Glasses for the Holidays

I’m not sure whether my mutt background makes me a sight dog, a smell hound or just plain lazy. What I do know is that when I see what I want, I go get it.  Let’s just say I have perfect vision.

That’s not true with all pets, or even humans for that matter.

But there is upside to not being able to see clearly, most notably being allowed to wear of some really cool glassware…eye glassware, that is.

So where should folks go? None other than Zenni Optical who have the sharpest designs in eyewear today. In fact, they are having a special on Holiday frames right now.

Frames are available in all types of Monel steel alloy, stainless steel, memory titanium, pure titanium, plastic (acetate), aluminum and memory plastic. Heck the only thing missing is a type made from ham bone, something I think all things should be made of.

Rest assured, Zenni Optical takes great pride in delivering a quality product at an incredibly low price. Each order is carefully checked by our certified technicians for prescription accuracy and optical clarity before shipment. You just can’t beat that.

So what are you waiting for? Not only will you get the best looking glasses today, you’ll also be able to see Santa flying overhead this year.

Cat With Opposable Thumbs?

I have to give props where props are due, even if it is for a cat.

Check out this video of a cat opening a jar of treats. You’d think he had opposable thumbs with the way he man handles that container.

I’d venture a guess and say it was an idiot savant kitty. Great at opening jars, but always having to get its boxer shorts at K-mart.

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Killer Whale Poop: A Tasty Treat for Dogs

I like poop just as much as the next dog. In fact, one of my favorite treats is my feline sister Moose’s anal extractions. I know that sounds gross, so I’ll call it for what it’s known around the house, Kitty Snickers.

After downing a bar of the chocolatie delicasy, I’m not allowed to lick my parents. Frankly, it’s not something I do often anyway. Soap residue tastes just awful.

So I read in today’s paper that there’s a dog who’s got the enviable task of searching for whale poop! In my view, that’s the equivalent of going to an all you can eat buffet.

Some guys have all the luck.

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Chico and the Woman?

Hippos are the most dangerous animal in the wild. When asked what they prefer eating, the answer is always, “Whatever we want.”

With that type of attitude, it’s surprising to hear of one hippopotamus nearly starving itself to death.

That is until another hippo came to its rescue. The Daily Mail explains.

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Get Your Police Gear Before It’s Too Late

Long time readers of this blog, and those that know me personally, are fully aware of the fact that I love all things police related.

Little did I know that I could actually go out and get myself some cop gear by letting my fuzzy paws type in http://www.lapolicegear.com/surefire.html.

This direct link will show you the best in flashlights, Surefire flashlights.These are the nice heavy ones with the power to light up the moon in the daytime…and that’s just the beginning.

Surf the site and you’ll be able to purchase ankle holsters,  tactical footwear, and riot gear.

How sweet is that.

Check it out and you won’t be disappointment when the riots of ’09 take place.

Add five beans and one kernel of rice to the rescue fund.

Dog Drives Thru Cool Beanz Coffee Shop

It’s time for the 7:30 traffic update.  Reporting in is roving helicopter reporter Wally Wuuf.

“Thanks Bo. All clear on the major highways this evening as owners pick up their kids at the Playin Ruff doggie daycare centers sprinkled around town.

“Whoops…hold on…We are receiving reports of some major congestion on the LIE onramp at Westside. It appears a van, yes a van, has crashed into a local coffee shop.”

Any casualties Wally? Read more

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