Dogs Crash Car

I hate stories like the following one since it perpetrates the myth that dogs are bad drivers.

I’ve had some time behind the wheel of a Ford Mustang, you can read all about it in my upcoming book, and I never had an accident or received a ticket.

However, two dogs in Sweden can’t say the same.

SKURUP, Sweden, Nov. 9 (UPI) — A miniature Schnauzer and its Chinese Crested friend were fingered as the culprits in a Swedish runaway car incident, police said.

The canines were found curled up in the backseat of a car that had smashed through a fence and ended up in the yard of a home in the southern Swedish town of Skurup Friday, the Swedish news agency TT reported.

The homeowners initially thought the culprit had fled because no one was behind the wheel, but on closer investigation found the dogs on the backseat, uninjured but very frightened.

No witnesses, no videotape and no motive. I’d recommend the Schnauzer and Chinese Crested call Montlick and Associates to start work on a libel case against their owners and police.

Or I could just give them the name of my lawyers; Dewey, Lickem and Howe.

(Thanks to for chewy’s photo.)


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