Designated Riding Horse
January 30, 2009 | 3 Comments
I’m not much of a beer fan.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll slurp up a plate full if given to me, but it’s not something I’m willing to beg for. After all, it’s just a socially accepted way of poisoning your body, isn’t it.
Who was it that said, “My body is a temple?” I forget too, but I’m sure it was a very smart dog, or an athletic one.
Anyway, I try to steer clear from products that cause errors in judgment.
Udderly Ridiculous
January 29, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
The last good udder I touched was my mother’s. It was warm and soft, providing me with a delicious treat every time I tugged on it. Oh to be young again.
Sadly, when I try to suckle on my father’s man-boob today, he just pushes me away. I guess it’s a good thing I’m a leg dog.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is that today’s story is about cows and their ability to produce milk for the masses. It turns out that there’s an easy way to increase production.
Batman Likes Bagpipes
January 26, 2009 | 1 Comment
You want a good cry? Then go to a funeral that has bagpipes playing in the background.
Even if you don’t know the dead chipmunk, your eyes will well up with tears, and soon enough a river of salty discharge will be running down your snout. You can’t stop it, so don’t even try.
An orchardist from the land down under knows this and is using this strategy to turn away bats from his fruit orchard. The Herald Sun has the story.
No Water for Kentucky
January 23, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
To look at me, you’d think I was fearless. But you’d be wrong to think it.
There are plenty of insecurities I have floating around my little brain. I probably shouldn’t share them with you, lest they be used against me for devious purposes. Ahh, what the heck, I’ll throw you a bone and give you one.
I’m afraid of spiders.
Wii me? Wii Me?
January 22, 2009 | 1 Comment
I remember my first video game system … Colecovision. It was a hand me down from my father, given to me at my second birthday party. Although I enjoyed Donkey Kong immensely, my all time favorite was Burgertime.
Let’s be honest, what’s not to like about making burgers that are five times bigger than the chef? I’d just wished I’d had opposable thumbs so I could control the game better.
Life is so much easier for pups today because they have access to the Wii. Although I don’t have any direct experience with the system, I’m waiting for the next generation Poo to come out, I hear the system kills.
Cow Tipping Pays Back
January 21, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I admit I’m not the most sophisticated dog out there. I’m not the type to beg at parties where cocktails and hors d’oeuvres are served. In reality, I’m more of a chips and salsa kind of beggar.
Inevitably at these get togethers, some big lug will talk about college and how they used to go cow tipping. It was never a question of whether they did it, because they did, but it always made me wonder why. I never got an answer.
It seems to me the following story is the rooster coming home to roost.
Canine Not Chicken To Partner Up for Puppies
January 20, 2009 | 1 Comment
Parenting is tough. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway. I don’t have any direct experience because my jewels were removed before I had a chance to procreate. The Bo Dynasty ends with me. Oh well.
While it’s hard for two dogs to raise a litter of pups, imagine the difficulty if you had to do it alone. I know what I’d do, I’d search for another partner, that’s what.
Apparently a dog in China had the same idea.
Stair Master
January 20, 2009 | 2 Comments
Some things humans want us to do are just wrong, wrong, wrong!
Take for instance this poor dog, forced to walk up a set of stairs…on his hind feet.
Did you notice how his front paws just dangle there? Shameful, just shameful.
If you can’t see this video in your RSS link, click here.
Obesity Knows No Bounds
January 19, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
First there was the wheel. Then came sliced bread. Now man awaits his next great invention.
What will it be? Could it be a super food to cure world hunger, or possibly an environmentally friendly energy source, or something greater still, like a dog treat that combines carobs, peanut butter and cat poo all in one?
If you ask one Mark Schuette, the next great invention is an energy efficient scooter. Of course, energy efficiency is in the eye of the beholder.
Monkey See, Monkey Poo
January 15, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I’m usually calm, cool and collected. It’s my style, and the way I choose to live my life.
Other species out there have a different take. They think if they can create a big enough crapstorm they’ll get their way.
Look no further than a monkey in Tampa doing this very thing, literally.
CBS4 in Miami has the story and all the details of the latest incident.
