Octopus Floods Aquarium

The world is coming to an end, or so it would seem with the flooding we’ve seen lately. I know my father is prepared, what with those high rising pants he prefers to wear.

Everyone is blaming mother nature, but maybe she’s not the culprit.  She wasn’t responsible for the calamity in yesterday’s story, and she’s not the perpetrator of the excess H20 crime in today’s posting. So do me a favor and lay off the old lady, already.

The instigator in today’s flooding is an octupus, not to be confused with the Octomom.

Let’s get to it…today’s flooding of an aquarium story…

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Beaver Floods Apartment

Mention beaver to a puppy and they gush with happiness and joy. Mention beaver to an adult dog and they’ll regale you with stories of mischief and mayhem. Mention beaver to a canine in his teens and he just giggles.

I land in the adult category, and I for one respect the mischief that beavers cause. The latest incident comes from Beaverton, the little Italy for beavers.

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Giant Rabbit No Bull

I like rabbits, especially the one they call Bugs. Not only is he an intelligent, sarcastic wisenheimer but he’s also got a penchant for getting his way. If Bugs were a dog, he’d be me.

But he’s not, so he’ll forever remain a stupid bunny in the minds of the common man.

Bugs Bunny aside, the average rabbit won’t be threatening the canine dominance of man any time soon.

That’s not for a lack of trying, though. Take for instance Tiny, a UK rabbit who escaped from his owners,  requiring the police and eight other folks to catch him.

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Epic Fail – Cats!

When I was but a young pup, I remember watching a movie with the old man about a devious rat. The movie wasn’t about the typical dirty rat we see every day (they’re called politicians), but a real live rat.

His name was Willard and he commanded an army of rats to do his bidding. Let’s just say if Willard asked you to bring him a piece of cheese, it was in your best interest to do so.

I still get the willies thinking about being overrun by those tiny little feet and having my body ravaged by their pointy little teeth.

Once again, the cat world has failed to perform its basic duty to purge the planet of this plague.

Well, if size matters in the rat world, then an opening at the top of the organization was just created courtesy of a brave Chinese man.

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Politically Incorrect

Here Comes the Woof

They say a marriage has a 50% chance of succeeding. If you’re under the age of 20, and you get married that rate skyrockets to 112% (Google it! When you find the real percentage, let me know.)

Even with those odds against him, an 18 month old toddler (wise beyond his months) has wed a dog. It seems we all feel like cheerios taste better when shared with those we love.

However, contrary to popular belief, this wasn’t an arranged marriage or done for companionship but rather for something much different.

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Llamas Honor Farmer

Although my mother won’t come out and directly tell me so, I know she had a crush on Fernando Llamas back in the day.

No doubt he enjoyed his day in the limelight as piece of America’s oh too sweet eye candy, but I can’t help to think how much more popular he would have been had he been more hairy and cuddly, like me.

Regardless, Llamas left their mark not only on my mother, but on many people the world over. Take for instance the farmer in the following story.

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A High Flying Cat

Some will be impressed with the cat in this video.

Not me. To truly impress me she would have caught a stick on the way down.

Your standards may not be so high, so you might enjoy this.

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Where in the World is Carmen? England?

I think it’s in every dog’s nature to feel bad for those less fortunate than us. Take for instance humans.

They’ve lost the ability to live in the moment, to sniff each other (without reproach) in public and to smell a dropped piece of bacon from two cities away.

I look at them and it makes me want to weep. But then I remember where my balls used to be and lick myself instead.

However, the following story had me in a fetal position, with a box of kleenex after reading the beginning.

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Dumbo Recycles Christmas Trees-Naturally

I’ve never been fond of chasing things that aren’t alive, things like sticks and limbs that my cheap ass father likes to throw.

I’m also not much of a gnawer on those products either. For the record, I’m also not fond of climbing trees.

Well, it seems I may have been short changing myself a bit. Turns out trees are good food. Really.

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