Dog Looks Like a Man

March 19 | 1 Comment

Nice HairThere are days (mostly gray, cloudy days), I lay on my parents bed with my father. Just me, him and the sound of silence. He spoons me and pets my head while offering me a devil’s deal.

“BoBo buddy…let’s trade places for a while. You go to work and I’ll just lay around all day.”

It’s a suckers bet since he only does this when the smell of stress emanates from his pores, or to be more exact-his armpits.

I know, and he knows, that he’s looking to run away and strap poor old me to the bomb that is his career. No thanks.

Realizing he’s on a fool’s errand, he snaps back to reality and cries himself to sleep at night. Hey, at least he’s got me. Well, instead of giving up so easily there is an alternative he could persue. Check it out:

Police in Louisiana arrested a man last Thursday after he was seen eating mud on his hands and knees while growling like a dog.

The 32-year-old man, from Texas, was arrested in Mansfield, Louisiana after construction workers saw him acting like a dog, and a woman who was accompanying him said he had been walking around eating dog food.

While arresting the man, authorities say they found a bottle of PCP, half a pound of marijuana, and a quarter of an ounce of crack in the man’s possession.

He is facing charges of possessing drugs with intent to distribute, and was taken to a local detention centre so that jailers could ‘keep an eye on him.’

I wonder whether that detention center was a dog pound.


One Response to “Dog Looks Like a Man”

  1. anya on March 23rd, 2009 2:26 am

    WOW. talk about “weird”…

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