Eat More Chickin’
May 7 | 1 Comment
I’ll take a number one with cheese. That would be a Whopper from Burger King for those of you scoring at home. They say, “Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don’t upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way!” With a motto like that, how can I say no?
All you Mickey Dee fans, don’t be haters. I just happen to value meat over trinkets in my value meals. Sure I could choose to have two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun, but quite frankly, I haven’t enjoyed a Big Mac since I was three. Read more
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
May 4 | 3 Comments
I love sleep. I can’t imagine not doing it curled up on a warm, soft bed.
Others have a different opinion. Just check out this guy and his sleeping style!
Google Hires Kids to Mow Lawn
May 4 | 1 Comment
It’s early in the spring season and my family’s lawn is eyeball high. I wouldn’t mind but when I pee in it, I dribble all over myself.
My father has been traveling lately so he hasn’t mowed a thing. Afraid to cut her toes off, my mother hasn’t stepped up either. And frankly I can’t start our Lawnboy with a pull handle made for hands rather than paws, so I’m not doing it either.
That’s probably why we got a letter from the homeowner’s association. The lawn prompted it or it may just be the garbage bag hanging from our chimney for the world to see. But the Hefty bag is a story for another day, specifically October 8th when my book, Bad to the Bone, is released.
