Mary Wanna Gets Dog High
June 12 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I don’t do drugs. Recreational drugs that is.
I do partake in peanut butter covered pills legally prescribed by humans who’ve spent way too much time in school and not enough time at the dog park. Yeah, I’m talking about vets.
I’ve downed my fair share of rimadyl, cosequin, glucosamine chondroiton, prednosone, thyroid medication and antibiotics.
And of course there was the incident where I was given a human narcotic by mistake. That adventure I saved for inclusion in my memoir, if only as a cautionary tale to all dogs.
The intent of these pharmaceutical buying binges has been to make me feel better. My parents could have saved their money and just given me an Ice Pup instead. Trust me, those things will make any dog feel great!
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City Citation Nothing to Crow About
June 9 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I like to crow about my accomplishments. Take for instance last night. Not only did I sleep through the night without having to be let out to pee, but I also managed to do it while squeezed in position “A” on the master bed.
For those of you not in the know about position “A”, it is the space in between your owner’s heads, and right on top of the cushy down pillows. It’s preferable to lay horizontal, thereby creating a larger distance between your owners, although a traditional curled up formation also works quite nicely.
Once you’ve done this you quickly realize dog beds are for canines that aren’t you.
Hamster Agility Course
June 8 | 2 Comments
My mother took my new brother to agility training for six weeks. I gotta be honest, he doesn’t seem to be any more agile than he was before the class. I’m glad she never wasted my time with that.
Maybe it’s different for hamsters. Check out this little guy as he weaves his way through an agility course.
Of course this is just training. The real course ends in a cat’s mouth.
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Dog Days of Summer Baseball
June 8 | 3 Comments
For the record let me state that I’m a baseball fan.
My favorite team is the New York Mets and before any haters are sic’d on me, I’ll have you know I started liking them when they sucked. Coincidentally, it is also the time that I learned a lot of swear words from my father who sat by my side watching game after game after game.
Things aren’t much better these days with two successive September folds. If losing builds character, then I feel like Rin Tin Tin right about now.
But, hey at least I still have my day job. You know as snuggler, lover and all around best friend to my bipeds.
June 7 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
“Let’s get this clear right away: I’m a dog.”
“From shelter-dog reject to beloved pet and popular doggie blogger, Bo Hoefinger’s life has been anything but ordinary.
Join this incorrigible canine as he welcomes us into his life, complete with his wacky “parents,” a constipated feline housemate, and chipmunk warfare.
Bad to the Bone is an unforgettable, laugh-out-loud tale of love and loyalty that reveals the true heart of a modern American family.”
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Squirrels Steal Flags of our Fathers
June 2 | 1 Comment
What do you call squirrels who steal flags from a cemetery?
Grave robbers, patriots, or maybe interior decorators with a nationalistic flair?
I know what I call them: bushy tailed, rat thug, vandals.
That may sound harsh, but let me explain. My great, great, great, great uncle of mine, who was a Doberman by the way, landed on the beaches of Normandy. His responsibility on D-Day was to chase the German Shepherds from the hilltops on the often overlooked beach called Kennel Cough. Every dog historian I’ve read agrees it was the most dangerous of all the landing zones.
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