Pit Bull Flattens Deputy’s Tires

I love it where the rubber meets the roadWho says pit bulls don’t have a sense of humor?

It’s a little known fact, but they love to play pranks, tell jokes and just be the center of comedic attention.

My sister Copper, who everyone thought was a Rhodesian Ridgeback, actually has a bit of pit bull flowing through her veins. Anyone that knows her will tell you she’s got a great sense of humor. Her favorite topic…farts.

She loves to bring up the subject every chance she gets. First thing in the morning after a poop and a shave…fart. Mid-day at lunch just before her walk…fart. Early afternoons when my father is on conference calls…fart. At the dinner table…fart. I think you get the idea.

The great thing about it is that it never gets old. Even Copper startles herself at times at the frequency. No problem though…fart, shake and move to the next spot on the floor, all the while giggling under her breath.

Another pit bull showcasing a classic sense of humor is the one in the following story.  The FayObserver has the full details.

The tires on a Cumberland County deputy’s patrol car were no match for a pit bull that bit and flattened them Sunday, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

The dog deflated all four tires on the cruiser of a deputy who was responding to a complaint about another dog, said Debbie Tanna, spokeswoman for the Sheriff’s Office.

Bass reported that a dog was chasing her daughter, who was riding a bicycle, and trying to bite the back tire.

Deputy Lynn Lavallis was sent to investigate and found nothing when she arrived – no dog and no girl riding a bicycle, Tanna said.

Lavallis parked her cruiser in Bass’ driveway and went to speak with the woman.

That’s when Bass’ dog, a pit bull, went on the attack, biting the four tires.

“The dog didn’t try to attack the deputy. He just doesn’t like tires,” Tanna said.

A wrecker from the county’s vehicle maintenance fleet brought four new tires, Tanna said.

Bass will be billed for the cost of the tires, Tanna said.

No doubt the pit bull was in the dog house after this prank. But I’d bet milkbones to dollars he was laughing in there. Fortunately for him, my sister Copper wasn’t there with him.


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