Goat Likes the Ladies

Everyone’s heard about goats. Sometimes they’re wild, sometimes they’re all horned up and sometimes a bit of both.

I’ve tried goat cheese, goat kabobs and I’ve even tried wearing a goat-tee but the only goat I’ve ever really liked was Billy.

I remember meeting him many years ago at a wilderness park. He was in the distance eating grass, and his owner’s laundry. Billy didn’t seem any different to me than a sheep, other than the fact he didn’t follow the crowd blindly.

He was wild. He was hungry. He was horny.

What wasn’t to like?

Had I known then that goat’s have a wild streak, I would have made more of an effort to hang with Billy. Why, just check out the fun I could have had with the goat in the following story from KPSP in Thousand Oaks, Ca.

A horned goat broke into a strip club in Coachella over the weekend, and it was all caught on tape!

Owner Hank Piecura said he arrived at the club at about 10 a.m. Saturday to find broken glass and blood outside the entrance of his business.

Piecura’s first thought: someone broke in.

But then he got to looking around the place and didn’t find anything missing.

So Piecura got out the surveillance tapes and saw what really happened– a horned goat rammed the glass at the entrance to the gentlemen’s club several times before finally breaking through, walking around a bit and exiting.

“I was astonished,” Piecura said, adding that when he realized what happened, he thought the whole incident was “kinda freaky.”

Piecura said he has no idea where the goat came from. He even drove around the area Saturday asking farmers if they had any goats, but had no luck finding the goat or its owner.

Lynx Gentlemen’s Club is still awaiting its city license. No one was inside when the goat broke in.

I can’t wait until Fifi takes the stage. Anyone know where I can exchange this large milkbone for 10 smaller ones?


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