Cheesy Dog’s Near Death Experience
May 7 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I’m not ashamed to say it, “We all need help sometimes. Even from our human counterparts.”
It turns out not all owners are clueless like my parents. Yup, some are smart and heroic, and they don’t even have to be named after a man…i.e. Superman, Batman, Fartman.
Why just the other day I heard of an owner with the wherewithal to give his dog a spoon of peanut butter. What was the emergency? The pup had the munchies.
Very smart, and quite heroic for giving up some precious nut crude.
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Barking Up the Wrong Tree
May 5 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Self respect. If you don’t have it, you don’t have anything.
For instance, some male dogs pee sitting down. I know, it’s shameful.
Then there are those pups out there that let themselves get mounted in the dog park? Yeah, right in front of all those wet noses.
Of course there are canines out there that share their dog food bowl with the household cat. At least it’s done behind closed doors, but the damage to the psyche is done nonetheless.
Farm Worms Away
May 4 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Some things are worth stealing, others not so much.
You have to be strategic in your pilfering. For instance, I would never expend my energy sneaking money out of my mother’s purse or the credit cards from my father’s wallet.
Instead, I’ll take stuff that gives me true enjoyment. In my youth that included teddy bears, shoes and dirty underwear. In my senior years it’s taken the form of kitty snickers, cat food and bottles of Bowser Beer.
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A Double Dog Dare for the Today Show
May 3 | 1 Comment
Hey TODAY SHOW, Listen Up!
This is Bo, the best dog typist in the world.
No, I don’t play piano like the cat you recently had on your show. Although the word ‘play’ is being generous to what I witnessed.
No, I didn’t save my family from a fire like Buddy, the German Shepherd, you just interviewed, but I did save them from themselves. Where’s my fifteen minutes of fame for that?
No, I didn’t have cancer, unless you count the time my mother rushed me to the vet because she thought my nipples were generous lumps of carcinoma. Yes, boy dogs have nipples, although that was news to my mother.
No, I wasn’t dumped through a library drop slot like Dewey the cat, but I was dumped at a shelter. Who’s life story sounds like it may be more eventful?
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