Queen Loves The Milkman
June 10 | 1 Comment
I mean, what’s not to like? They’re master billboard climbers, creators of bone hardening drinks, and taste great covered in steak sauce.
Granted there are some things that could improve. For instance, instead of chewing cud they could chew fat. Or how about that dried out softball glove my old man has. Why does H2O affect it even though cows love to spend their time dancing in the rain? And, getting back to the billboards, they could improve on their spelling.
But those are just minor issues. The Indians know it (no, not the native ones, but the billion people ones). They treat moo-moos like gods.
It’s the same attitude a Milkman from the UK has. In fact, he loves spreading the word. Just read the article to find out the lengths he goes.
Mr Fowler arrived wearing a dark suit with white patches sewn on to its front and back, and much of the sleeves covered in white material, in tribute to his favourite animal – the Friesian cow.
51-year-old Mr Fowler also wore a dark tie covered with cows.
The milkman was awarded the MBE for services to the people in and around the Leicestershire town of Melton Mowbray, where he not only delivers milk, but acts as the eyes and ears of the police and helps vulnerable residents on his rounds.
He said: ‘It’s very humbling to be here and a privilege and I regard this MBE as something for all milkmen. Normally they are quiet people – if they do something they don’t want to be recognised – so this is for all of them.’
We will now do some puns.
It is not known if the Queen was amoosed by Mr Fowler’s clothing. Maybe more traditionalist people would think that it was an udder disgrace. We hope he doesn’t have MBSE. He’ll be milking that story for years.
We bet he went out and got slaughtered afterwards.
Jokin’ Jonny Moocow still owes me a video. Add ‘meeting commitments’ to the list of negatives for these spotted creatures.