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Mad Max and Me

July 15 | 1 Comment

bad to the bone - madmaxIt’s time for the Bo Monster to chime in on the latest scandal hitting the internets and the world, and to prevent another one from happening in the process.

Today, I bark about Mel Gibson and his tirades against his girlfriend/mother of his child.

First off, let me go on record to say I love Mel. I think he’s a great actor, but more importantly an advocate for animals. Anybody that’s willing to take a dog along for adventures in a post apocalyptic Australia gets four paws up from me. What a warm, gentle, loving soul, eh.

Unfortunately this in no way gives him a free pass to say the things he did to the mother of his child. Did he think she was a common household cat? C’mon. Even if he did, cats don’t deserve that type of ridicule either. Now squirrels on the other hand…

It’s tough to comprehend the vitriol that passed his lips. Surely I, or you, could never get to that point, right?

Well, ask yourself if you have ever been so mad that you just barked your head off not caring about the volume, the pitch, the content? Be honest. It could have been directed at the brown clad guy driving the brown truck or the lady wearing the smart blue outfit driving a small white truck. You know the one; it’s got the steering wheel on the wrong side.

The point is you probably have gone off half hinged, and so have I. That’s no excuse for Mel.

Unfortunately for me, my parents have proof, and in order to keep TMZ from breaking this story to the world, I am going to do it on my own terms. Right here, right now.

Attached is a recording. Yes it is me. Yes it is disgusting. For this I apologize, but keep in mind I did not know I was being recorded.

Click here to listen

After listening to this again, I can’t bark I’m sorry enough to my father. But, to be fair, note how he feeds into my anger, especially towards the end. Giving affection to my sister while I’m right there!

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One Response to “Mad Max and Me”

  1. Choppy on July 16th, 2010 2:06 pm

    Did he think she was a common household cat? C’mon. Even if he did, cats don’t deserve that type of ridicule either. Now squirrels on the other hand…

    I don’t know, I’m pretty sure cats deserve everything that you can throw at them.

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