Crime Fighting Parrot Wants a Cracker
July 29 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I’ll even include Mothball, the family fat cat, in on that action. Sure her great goal is just to annoy me on a daily basis, but at least she strives to be something better.
For me I’ve always wanted to do good things in law enforcement. I want to head up my own K-9 team to clean up the streets. That’s figuratively speaking, not literally, because let’s face it, no one but a human will pick up dog poop from the street.
I know I’d have achieved my dream already if I only for that damn K-9 cop entrance exam. The whole thing is in German!
In the meantime I’ll have to read about others doing great things, like a parrot in London.
Kuzya the parrot is the pet of Russian interpreter Gennadi Kurkul, who lives in the Isle of Dogs, London, and said that he’s delighted with his crime-busting pal.
‘It must have been about 4am when we heard Kuzya let out a massive scream. The noise he made must have terrified the burglars because they ran straight out of the house. You could hear it all over the Docklands’, Mr Kurkul told local newspaper The Docklands.
Despite the thieves nicking off with his wallet by reaching through a window, when they managed to open the door and enter the house, Kuzya made sure to scare them off before they could take anything else.
His owner continued: ‘He’s a fantastic bird. He follows me all round the house like a dog.
‘I don’t keep him in a cage, he just finds a spot at night where he likes to sleep and settles down there – sometimes under the stairs.
Gennadi and Kuzya, the new Batman and Robin.