Wear Your Dog’s Nose Around Your Neck

July 15 | 2 Comments

I was debating on whether I should make this a featured story or put it in the product review section. I decided it was too important not to highlight, so that’s why you’re reading here. Besides, I don’t have an actual product to truly test.

So what is the cause of my dilemma?

Dog nose jewelery.

That’s right, jewelery made from the impression of a faithful companion’s nose. Make a belt buckle, a necklace or if you’re Dumbo, earrings.

Humans will be the hit of all the red carpet galas attended by the likes of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton‘s Tinkerbell.

Sure you’ll hear comments like, “Does this belt buckle make my nose look fat?” or “That nose has had some work done on it, if you know what I mean”, but that’s the price of chasing balls in the big leagues.

I know I’m going to “impress” upon my parents how cool this is. Here are the details as told by The Metro.

Jewellery designer Jackie Kaufman has sniffed out a niche in the market – by using the noses of pet cats and dogs to make pieces.

Proud owners can have rings, necklaces and even belt buckles made from moulds of their pet’s nose or paws.

She had previously used people’s fingerprints to create unique pieces of jewellery but turned to animals following a request from a woman whose dog was dying.

‘A customer in Canada told me her dog was very ill and she would love to be able to have a remembrance of this beloved pet,’ she said.

‘I told her if she was able to get a print, either paw or nose, I would be able to make the piece and cast it for her.

‘She sent me the prints, which happened to be the nose, and I was able to make a belt buckle. When she received the piece she cried because her dog had passed away – but she was able to see the dog through the piece and has a great remembrance of her pet.’

Ms Kaufman insisted the mould has to be on the nose or paw for only a few seconds, so the animal is not distressed.

‘I have sold over 1,700 pieces,’ said Ms Kaufman, from Florida, who charges between £90 and £320 for the jewellery.

‘Each dog nose is different, just like the fingerprint of a person. I can’t tell from the noses what type of dog I am dealing with. I can only tell if it was a small or large dog.’

One word of caution, if you’re getting this done on your nose, make sure to blow it first. You don’t want that lingering booger to define the rest of your life…and beyond.


2 Responses to “Wear Your Dog’s Nose Around Your Neck”

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  2. Quest Bars on September 24th, 2014 10:35 pm

    WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for dog pics

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