Drunk Moose Passes Out In Tree
September 9 | 1 Comment
I choose not to deliberately poison my body, so I just say NO! to alcohol and street drugs.
Of course it helps that I never liked beer, even though my old man does. I remember many moons ago he put some in a bowl and had me give it a go.
After one slurp I knew the stuff wasn’t for me. It was bubbly and bitter. Kind of like Hugh Heffner’s ex-wife after finding out their prenup was enforceable.
As for drugs, I like the ones that make me feel better rather than the ones that give me a hankerin’ for a Domino’s Pizza. For me, that means prescribed meds only, ergo the distinction of street drugs.
All you need to know is I take my body and health seriously, and so should you. Especially if you’re the Moose in this story.
A drunk Swedish moose had to be cut free from an apple tree after an intoxicating evening foraging for fruit.
The silly moose suffered the fate of many an intoxicated human after a night of heavy drinking – and found himself in a very embarrassing predicament.
Police believe the inebriated elk got into a state after eating fermented apples, and got stuck while trying to reach fruit higher up the tree.
Fire crews had to chop down the tree to help free the animal from the branches.
Once free, the drunken deer staggered off into nearby woods, presumably to sleep off the effects of his big night out.
The moose was left physically unharmed by the incident but will probably have a cracking hangover to nurse, along with the embarrassing memory.
His friends’ll have a field day over this one – ‘remember the time Marvin got stuck in the tree? What an idiot.’
‘Yeah, OK guys, whatever. That was ages ago, can you stop going on about it please?’
Maybe he won’t be alone in his suffering though – drunken moose are said to be fairly common in Sweden, where they often eat fallen fruit that has fermented.