Drunk Moose Passes Out In Tree

My body is a temple.

I choose not to deliberately poison my body, so I just say NO! to alcohol and street drugs.

Of course it helps that I never liked beer, even though my old man does. I remember many moons ago he put some in a bowl and had me give it a go.

After one slurp I knew the stuff wasn’t for me. It was bubbly and bitter. Kind of like Hugh Heffner’s ex-wife after finding out their prenup was enforceable. Read more

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New Record Holder for Largest Dog Ears

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Hey, is that a banana in your fur suit, or are you just happy to see me?

I love that joke. It’s only second in my repertoire to; How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Alright, I admit it. I love corny jokes. You want some more?

Why does the Pillsbury Doughboy wear an apron? Read more

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Bunny Needs Gamblers Annonymous

September 6 | 4 Comments

gamblingbugs Bunny Needs Gamblers Annonymous funny dog blog You ever notice that a lot of folks love to drink, smoke and gamble? If you don’t think that’s the case, all you need to do is catch a half hour of any show on A/E during prime time.

I admit my family is no different than others and have these issues.

My father is a drinker…of 3 pints of draft beer a week.

My mother is a smoker…of every dinner she’s made this year.

My sister Copper is a gambler…on her farts not killing everyone in the house. Read more

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Hedgehog Too Fat For Log

September 1 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet

You ever get into a situation you can’t get out of?

For me it’s usually when I get my head stuck in the bag of cat food my parents leave out. I don’t know if it’s a law of nature, but my head just can’t be pulled from the bag. It’s like a vacuum, more Dyson than Dirt Devil, that magnetizes my head to the little pellets of goodness.

Of course there’s also the figurative situation that are difficult to get out of. Read more