Talking Dog Stuns Local Residents
March 4 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Not sure if you guys have heard this story, but I have it from a good source that it is 100% true. I checked Snopes and didn’t see anyone denying this occurred. Here’s the incredible story…
Jim Thompson was driving around the back roads of Georgia near Dahlonega when he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale”.
He stops and knocks on the front door until the owner appears. Sure enough there is a talking dog for sale, a beautiful looking Bernese Mountain Dog, and relaxing in the back yard.
Thompson is escorted to the back yard.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the Berner replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asks, “So, what’s your story?”
The Berner looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so…I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
“I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He turns to the owner and asks how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because, frankly, he’s a pathological liar. He’s never been out of the yard….”
Bernese Mountain Dogs are notorious for stretching the truth so the ending didn’t catch me by surprise. To see a talking dog in action, check out this video.