Cold Cuts Are Better Than Cold Cash
May 26, 2010 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
I’m not a thief. A convicted one, anyway.
I do have a habit of pilfering food from low lying tables, unmonitored plates and of course the kitty litter box. Does that make me a criminal? Hardly. It just makes me a dog.
If I were to upgrade to the big leagues in crime, I’d go after those huge meat lockers Rocky (the boxer with gloves not the boxer with drool) loved to train in. A left and a right paw to the frozen carcass of a former milk maker precedes its journey back to my feeding lair. Ahhh…now that’s a movie I’d really like to see.
Study Finds Cats are Control Freaks
July 14, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Annoying. That’s the most appropriate word I can think of to describe the sound my feline sister Moose makes when she deems it time to be fed…or let out…or let in…or whatever else she wants.
I know what you’re thinking. She’s a cat, of course annoying is the first thing that comes to mind.
But you see, I’ve spent years with her, providing advice on how to fit in and to be more like, you know, a dog. I’ve told her the benefits of being a loving, respectful and quiet member of the family all to no avail.
Fat Kids Love Dogs
July 13, 2009 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
Today’s story isn’t so much about animals, but to the extent that humans will go to use them in order to further their own agendas.
I used to love exercise. I couldn’t get enough of it so I was forced to escape my captors, errr parents, to get my fill. These days my needs are fulfilled by sauntering over to my food bowl, chief head scratcher or the family car. Even if I make it to the SUV, I wait for my father to lift me up and put me in. I figure there’s no reason to jump since I’m lazy.
Using a Dog Crate to House Train Your New Puppy
December 13, 2008 | Hmmm...No Comments Yet
During the first few months in their new home, puppies require a great deal of supervision. Using a dog crate can help you to prevent accidents during times when the puppy can’t be watched.
Housebreaking is easier to accomplish when accidents are prevented in the first place! Using a dog crate combined with a regular feeding and exercise schedule will make housebreaking go smoothly.
